Bob McGraw is currently in his 12th year of faculty, goofing his way. Irwing, bob, Gonzer and Max would be the four losers pushed and bribed to represent their university in an inter collegiate raft race. Forced and invisibly into this role, they make mostly, although some friends, the Heather Merriweather enemies, even among preppy IVY-leaguers determined to succeed, and the others an entire team of marines.