A Miami playboy benefactor is ready to marry his dream girl, stunning TV weathercaster Heidi Gardelle (Kelsey Grammer) (Elaine Hendrix). Not many people know that the stingy St. Nicholas is actually Santa Claus (Charles Durningson, )'s Nicholas XX. To avoid inheriting his father's authority, Nick refuses to go to the North Pole, preferring to stay in Miami, where he is set to launch his latest charity at Heidi's behest. Avenging an INS agent (Colin Cunningham) and the North Pole toy factory's dreadful fate, Nick discovers his "dream girl" is actually a mercenary nightmare, and he is besieged by INS agents.