Using natural video of penguins in the South Pole, this spoof of the film "March of the Penguins" creates an audio track with human voices. Carl and Jimmy, closest friends since childhood, go 70 kilometers to the mating grounds, where the female penguins are waiting for their turn. This year, the girls crowded around - particularly Melissa and Vicki - discuss guys, mating, and what they expect to happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males embark on the long journey together, chatting about food, fornication, and flatulence along the way. Carl's sex life has been abysmal up until this year, but he finds himself falling head over heels for Melissa. She seemed to be fond of him. When Jimmy comes across something soft in the dark, he finds himself in a precarious situation. Is it possible for friends to forgive each other? Is Carl and Melissa on their way to becoming parents?