Haru, an orphaned American who washes ashore in Japan and can be confused because of the White Ninja of legend. Raised one of the finest Ninjas, Haru grows strong and big - very big. With the grace of most Three Stooges rolled into one single body, Haru can be a humiliation to his clan. But when a beautiful blonde searching for his assistance, Haru is given just one disastrously funny chance to prove himself.